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This page is for memorable quotes from before the 2004-2005 season.  See [[Quotes#Rules_for_this_page|here]] for rules on editing this page.

==General Quotes==
"A flute is a deadly weapon."

"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk

"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band 

"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!" 

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying

"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien

"Where's your cane, Ray?"

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying

"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder

"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro

"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons

"Gangrenous defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)

"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"

"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam

"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" IN ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero

"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen (upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people)

"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick

"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk

"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.

"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder

"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie

"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip

"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials

"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker

"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)

"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville

"Snap into a Slim Jim!  Oooooh yeeaah!" or just "Snap into it!"

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff, and Bob, simultaneously

"I can choke it." -Mikey

"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again

"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?"<br>
"No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."

"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]

==Manager Quotes==
"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro

"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro

"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld

"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian

"He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder." -Corey<br>
"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer

"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo

"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer

==Conductor Quotes==
"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen

"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel<br>
"NO!" -The Band<br>
"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers

"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers<br>
"Oh yeah!" -The Band

"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner

"That's not a mirror." -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])
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