Spring

For no apparent reason, there was a large, broken spring in West Hall 326. It was most likely part of a vehicle's suspension system.

The spring, like the inanimate carbon rod, was used as a candidate during conductor and manager elections. When Tim Tesluk ran for conductor, he ran unopposed, so the spring was interviewed instead. When asked to give its best "Trumpets, 1 2!", someone dropped the spring, hitting the with the floor with the exact beat patten a conductor would use. In order to keep the spring from amassing too much power, Tim decided to remove its name from the ballot permanently.