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Quotes

2008-02-10T17:47:06Z

Metsfanmax: /* 2007-2008 */

This page is for people to write down memorable quotes.

==Rules for this page==
* Do not remove content from this page.
* Do not post personal attacks toward any person, pep band related or not.
* Keep this page PG-13.
* If you find any quote objectionable, please post in this page's discussion.

=General quotes=
===Pre-2004===
"A flute is a deadly weapon."

"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk

"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band

"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!"

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying

"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien

"Where's your cane, Ray?"

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying

"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder

"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro

"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons

"Gangrenous Defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)

"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"

"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam

"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" in ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero

"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen [upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people]

"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick

"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk

"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.

"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder

"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie

"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip

"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials

"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker

"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)

"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville

"Snap into a Slim Jim! Oooooh yeeaah!" or, just "Snap into it!"

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff and Bob, simultaneously

"I can choke it." -Mikey

"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again

"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?" "No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."

"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]

===2004-2005===

"I'll ground your round." - Andrew Bickford, in Providence

"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" - Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh

"Where's your messiah now?" - Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game

===2005-2006===
"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk 
"E!" -Band 
"Thanks." -Tim

===2006-2007===

(while at the Alumni Lasagna Party before [[Freakout 2007]]) 
-cellphone ring- 
"Tickets.com, this is Yuri" -Yuri Koester 
-the room breaks out in laughter-

"Tim, my esophagus feels all Christmassy" -Mike Joseph, after many shots of Peppermint Schnapps

"I'm thinking of a number between one, and asshole." -Mike Joseph 
"That number is douchebag, my friend" -Jim Scott [his roommate]

"You see this many people walk in with the same shirt on, and it's either a sports team, a fraternity, or...a cult." -Steve Mulick at TGI Friday's, when 16 of us went for dinner after a game 
"We're totally the third one!" -Chris Behrens

"That's no excuse, get it back in your pants!" - Andrew Bickford

"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!".

"What ''haven't'' I done to Rachel Ray?" - Andrew Bickford

"It's like Clarkson and The Final Countdown had an ugly baby." -Steve Mulick, commenting on an über version of [http://www.rpi.edu/~malins/DieClarksonDie.mp3 The Clarkson Death March]

"You don't need a gong for James Bond, it just helps." - Dave Siebecker

"...That's what she said..." - The Band

===2007-2008===

"I'm a finisher now!" - Tim Fill

"I'm 7 for 11 from on top of Gary's shoulders, and 2 for 3 with a Coors Light box on my head." - Tim Fill

"Hey Red! You're still skating in straight lines. TAKE MORE SHOTS!" - James Lauser

"Put it in Natalie Mode!" - Chris Behrens (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"We're at Clarkson already?" - Chris Behrens 
"Yeah." 
"So this is what hell looks like."- Chris Behrens

"It's the good kind of crazy, it's the crazy kind of crazy" - Mike Joseph (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"...Damnit Garr, you're not my girlfriend." - Dan Schwarting (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"How can you not like bacon? It's meat candy!" - Drew Hoyt

Angelina - "Guess what I have?" 
Gary - "I don't know, but I don't have pants on"

"That was soooo close to my mind." - Drew Hoyt

"Wasn't Black Friday on a Sunday?" - Ken Rios

=Manager quotes=
"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro

"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro

"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld

"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian

"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer, after Corey stated, "He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder."

"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo

"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer

===2006-2007===

"I'm the master of the rim job." -Gary Russinko

"I am as content as a platypus eating carrots in spring, in June" -Chris Behrens

"We've got to maintain denausible pliability" -Gary Russinko

"There's so much head!" -Gary Russinko

"Wait, did you just say the dragon had 7 heads and 10 horns?" -Andrew Bickford 
"Yeah." -Steve Mulick 
"That's not an even number of horns per head." -Andrew Bickford 
"It's the f***ing bible. What do you expect?" -Gary Russinko 

"Trumpets! 1, 3!... 2. Shit." -Gary Russinko

"Yeah, you can feel all of that heat coming out of the laptop when it's on your lap." -Dan Schwarting 
"Feel all those Joules... on your jewels..." -Gary Russinko

"Ti he he he he he hee!" -Gary Russinko, sissy laugh after bowling

===2007-2008===

"Tim, you should try this. It's yum." -Gary, re: O'Doul-Aid

=Conductor quotes=

"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen

"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'! (NO!) That's ok; I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers

"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers
"oh yeah!" -The Band

"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner

===2000-2001===

"That's not a mirror." -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])

===2006-2007===

"Up at the break: 142 - Gimme' Some Lovin'" - Dan Schwarting ''"NO!"'' - The Band "438 - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" - Dan ''"NO!"'' - The Band

"So back on topic, bowling with midgets?" - Dan Schwarting

===2007-2008===
"Not to be overcritical, but when you play like that it sounds like ass." -Mike Franke to Chris Behrens and Max Katz about playing on the same drum simultaneously.

"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke at Freakout rehearsal calling the next song to play.

Max Katz

2008-02-07T17:38:53Z

Metsfanmax:

[[User:Metsfanmax|Max Katz]]
Physics and Mathematics, Class of 2011!

===Info===
*Bells: 2007-present
*Cowbell: 2007-present

Wears a shirt that says 387 Cowbell.
[[Category:People|Katz, Max]][[Category:Percussion|Katz, Max]]

User:Semczukn

2008-02-07T17:37:09Z

Metsfanmax:

I'm [[Natalie Semczuk]] STS/EMAC '10. I play flute in the band and am one of the current managers (07-08). You can get in contact with me by emailing me at semczukn AT gmail DOT com, on AIM (itmightbeNATALIE), or here on my user talk page. I'm just getting to learn how to use this thing, so sorry for any messy code/etc!

=Favorite Songs=
*[[033_-_El_Cumbanchero|El Cumbanchero]] - who doesn't like runs in thirds?? Oh wait....apparently everyone who has them but me. :(
*[[057_-_Joshua|Joshua]] - BEST SONG EVER.
*[[119_-_Basin_Street_Blues|Basin Street Blues]] - the beginning of this is one of the coolest trumpet parts to listen to. I also really like the tempo change.
*[[411_-_Brown_Derby_Jump|Brown Derby Jump]] - the bari solo is awesome! The flute part is really fun to play.
*[[435_-_You_Can_Call_Me_Al|You Can Call Me Al]] - Flute solo!!
*[[450_-_Rebel_Yell|Rebel Yell]] - I love this song, I'd never heard it until we got the music this year.
*[[452_-_Spirit_In_The_Sky|Spirit In The Sky]] - this is another really fun flute song (bends!)!

=Least Favorite Songs=
*[[043_-_Gospel_John|Gospel John]] - booooooring. It'd be fun to play the second half as written a few times at games to change things up.
*[[089_-_Gonna_Fly_Now|Gonna Fly Now]] - I AM A LOSER FOR HAVING THIS HERE.
*[[113_-_Eye_of_the_Tiger|Eye Of The Tiger]] - same as above
*[[425_-_I'm_a_Believer|I'm A Believer]] - LEAST FAVORITE SONG EVER! Too repetitive for me, among other complaints.
*[[418_-_Hang_On_Sloopy|Hang On Sloopy]] - such a boring song to play.

=Songs I'd Like To Play Again Sometime Soon=
*[[099_-_Rock_Around_the_Clock|Rock Around the Clock]] - just saying. Too soon?

=On Notice=
*Your mom.

Quotes

2007-11-14T15:25:29Z

Metsfanmax: /* 2007-2008 */

This page is for people to write down memorable quotes.

==Rules for this page==
* Do not remove content from this page.
* Do not post personal attacks toward any person, pep band related or not.
* Keep this page PG-13.
* If you find any quote objectionable, please post in this page's discussion.

=General quotes=
===Pre-2004===
"A flute is a deadly weapon."

"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk

"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band

"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!"

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying

"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien

"Where's your cane, Ray?"

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying

"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder

"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro

"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons

"Gangrenous Defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)

"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"

"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam

"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" in ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero

"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen [upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people]

"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick

"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk

"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.

"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder

"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie

"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip

"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials

"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker

"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)

"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville

"Snap into a Slim Jim! Oooooh yeeaah!" or, just "Snap into it!"

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff and Bob, simultaneously

"I can choke it." -Mikey

"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again

"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?" "No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."

"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]

===2004-2005===

"I'll ground your round." - Andrew Bickford, in Providence

"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" - Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh

"Where's your messiah now?" - Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game

===2005-2006===
"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk 
"E!" -Band 
"Thanks." -Tim

===2006-2007===

(while at the Alumni Lasagna Party before [[Freakout 2007]]) 
-cellphone ring- 
"Tickets.com, this is Yuri" -Yuri Koester 
-the room breaks out in laughter-

"Tim, my esophagus feels all Christmassy" -Mike Joseph, after many shots of Peppermint Schnapps

"I'm thinking of a number between one, and asshole." -Mike Joseph 
"That number is douchebag, my friend" -Jim Scott [his roommate]

"You see this many people walk in with the same shirt on, and it's either a sports team, a fraternity, or...a cult." -Steve Mulick at TGI Friday's, when 16 of us went for dinner after a game 
"We're totally the third one!" -Chris Behrens

"That's no excuse, get it back in your pants!" - Andrew Bickford

"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!".

"What ''haven't'' I done to Rachel Ray?" - Andrew Bickford

"It's like Clarkson and The Final Countdown had an ugly baby." -Steve Mulick, commenting on an über version of [http://www.rpi.edu/~malins/DieClarksonDie.mp3 The Clarkson Death March]

"You don't need a gong for James Bond, it just helps." - Dave Siebecker

"...That's what she said..." - The Band

===2007-2008===

"I'm a finisher now!" - Tim Fill

"I'm 7 for 11 from on top of Gary's shoulders, and 2 for 3 with a Coors Light box on my head." - Tim Fill

"Hey Red! You're still skating in straight lines. TAKE MORE SHOTS!" - James Lauser

"Put it in Natalie Mode!" - Chris Behrens (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"We're at Clarkson already?" - Chris Behrens 
"Yeah." 
"So this is what hell looks like."- Chris Behrens

"It's the good kind of crazy, it's the crazy kind of crazy" - Mike Joseph (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"...Damnit Garr, you're not my girlfriend." - Dan Schwarting (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"How can you not like bacon? It's meat candy!" - Drew Hoyt

=Manager quotes=
"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro

"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro

"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld

"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian

"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer, after Corey stated, "He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder."

"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo

"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer

===2006-2007===

"I'm the master of the rim job." -Gary Russinko

"I am as content as a platypus eating carrots in spring, in June" -Chris Behrens

"We've got to maintain denausible pliability" -Gary Russinko

"There's so much head!" -Gary Russinko

"Wait, did you just say the dragon had 7 heads and 10 horns?" -Andrew Bickford 
"Yeah." -Steve Mulick 
"That's not an even number of horns per head." -Andrew Bickford 
"It's the f***ing bible. What do you expect?" -Gary Russinko 

"Trumpets! 1, 3!... 2. Shit." -Gary Russinko

"Yeah, you can feel all of that heat coming out of the laptop when it's on your lap." -Dan Schwarting 
"Feel all those Joules... on your jewels..." -Gary Russinko

"Ti he he he he he hee!" -Gary Russinko, sissy laugh after bowling

===2007-2008===

"Tim, you should try this. It's yum." -Gary, re: O'Doul-Aid

=Conductor quotes=

"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen

"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'! (NO!) That's ok; I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers

"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers
"oh yeah!" -The Band

"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner

===2000-2001===

"That's not a mirror." -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])

===2006-2007===

"Up at the break: 142 - Gimme' Some Lovin'" - Dan Schwarting ''"NO!"'' - The Band "438 - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" - Dan ''"NO!"'' - The Band

"So back on topic, bowling with midgets?" - Dan Schwarting

===2007-2008===
"Not to be overcritical, but when you play like that it sounds like ass." -Mike Franke to Chris Behrens (and ''not'' Max Katz) about playing on the same drum simultaneously.

Quotes

2007-11-14T15:25:00Z

Metsfanmax: /* 2007-2008 */

This page is for people to write down memorable quotes.

==Rules for this page==
* Do not remove content from this page.
* Do not post personal attacks toward any person, pep band related or not.
* Keep this page PG-13.
* If you find any quote objectionable, please post in this page's discussion.

=General quotes=
===Pre-2004===
"A flute is a deadly weapon."

"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk

"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band

"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!"

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying

"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien

"Where's your cane, Ray?"

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying

"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder

"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro

"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons

"Gangrenous Defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)

"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"

"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam

"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" in ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero

"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen [upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people]

"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick

"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk

"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.

"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder

"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie

"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip

"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials

"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker

"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)

"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville

"Snap into a Slim Jim! Oooooh yeeaah!" or, just "Snap into it!"

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff and Bob, simultaneously

"I can choke it." -Mikey

"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again

"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?" "No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."

"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]

===2004-2005===

"I'll ground your round." - Andrew Bickford, in Providence

"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" - Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh

"Where's your messiah now?" - Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game

===2005-2006===
"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk 
"E!" -Band 
"Thanks." -Tim

===2006-2007===

(while at the Alumni Lasagna Party before [[Freakout 2007]]) 
-cellphone ring- 
"Tickets.com, this is Yuri" -Yuri Koester 
-the room breaks out in laughter-

"Tim, my esophagus feels all Christmassy" -Mike Joseph, after many shots of Peppermint Schnapps

"I'm thinking of a number between one, and asshole." -Mike Joseph 
"That number is douchebag, my friend" -Jim Scott [his roommate]

"You see this many people walk in with the same shirt on, and it's either a sports team, a fraternity, or...a cult." -Steve Mulick at TGI Friday's, when 16 of us went for dinner after a game 
"We're totally the third one!" -Chris Behrens

"That's no excuse, get it back in your pants!" - Andrew Bickford

"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!".

"What ''haven't'' I done to Rachel Ray?" - Andrew Bickford

"It's like Clarkson and The Final Countdown had an ugly baby." -Steve Mulick, commenting on an über version of [http://www.rpi.edu/~malins/DieClarksonDie.mp3 The Clarkson Death March]

"You don't need a gong for James Bond, it just helps." - Dave Siebecker

"...That's what she said..." - The Band

===2007-2008===

"I'm a finisher now!" - Tim Fill

"I'm 7 for 11 from on top of Gary's shoulders, and 2 for 3 with a Coors Light box on my head." - Tim Fill

"Hey Red! You're still skating in straight lines. TAKE MORE SHOTS!" - James Lauser

"Put it in Natalie Mode!" - Chris Behrens (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"We're at Clarkson already?" - Chris Behrens 
"Yeah." 
"So this is what hell looks like."- Chris Behrens

"It's the good kind of crazy, it's the crazy kind of crazy" - Mike Joseph (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"...Damnit Garr, you're not my girlfriend." - Dan Schwarting (Clarkson-SLU trip)

"How can you not like bacon? It's meat candy!" - Drew Hoyt

=Manager quotes=
"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro

"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro

"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld

"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian

"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer, after Corey stated, "He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder."

"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo

"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer

===2006-2007===

"I'm the master of the rim job." -Gary Russinko

"I am as content as a platypus eating carrots in spring, in June" -Chris Behrens

"We've got to maintain denausible pliability" -Gary Russinko

"There's so much head!" -Gary Russinko

"Wait, did you just say the dragon had 7 heads and 10 horns?" -Andrew Bickford 
"Yeah." -Steve Mulick 
"That's not an even number of horns per head." -Andrew Bickford 
"It's the f***ing bible. What do you expect?" -Gary Russinko 

"Trumpets! 1, 3!... 2. Shit." -Gary Russinko

"Yeah, you can feel all of that heat coming out of the laptop when it's on your lap." -Dan Schwarting 
"Feel all those Joules... on your jewels..." -Gary Russinko

"Ti he he he he he hee!" -Gary Russinko, sissy laugh after bowling

===2007-2008===

"Tim, you should try this. It's yum." -Gary, re: O'Doul-Aid

=Conductor quotes=

"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen

"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'! (NO!) That's ok; I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers

"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers
"oh yeah!" -The Band

"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner

===2000-2001===

"That's not a mirror." -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])

===2006-2007===

"Up at the break: 142 - Gimme' Some Lovin'" - Dan Schwarting ''"NO!"'' - The Band "438 - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" - Dan ''"NO!"'' - The Band

"So back on topic, bowling with midgets?" - Dan Schwarting

===2007-2008===
"Not to be overcritical, but when you play like that it sounds like ass." -Mike Franke to Chris Behrens (and [i]not[/i] Max Katz) about playing on the same drum simultaneously.

Halftime

2007-11-04T18:30:33Z

Metsfanmax:

At ten minutes left in the second period of hockey games, halftime is announced (and the rest of the band usually responds with "stupid cheer").

Made famous by Casey Addy, and has supporters in the rhythm section of the band.

[[Category:Vocal cheers]]

Halftime

2007-11-04T18:29:44Z

Metsfanmax:

Halftime

2007-11-04T18:29:23Z

Metsfanmax:

Halftime

2007-11-04T18:29:08Z

Metsfanmax: New page: At ten minutes left in the second period of hockey games, halftime is announced (and the rest of the band usually responds with "stupid cheer"). Made famous by Casey Addy, and has support...

450 - Rebel Yell

2007-10-13T16:42:36Z

Metsfanmax:

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=About this song=
Originally recorded by Billy Idol.

=Instrumentation requirements=
Has an important bells part.

=Roadmap=
=History=
Added by [[Mike Franke]] for the 2007-2008 season.
[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Active Songs]]

Max Katz

2007-10-03T14:54:16Z

Metsfanmax:

[[User:Metsfanmax|Max Katz]]
Physics and Mathematics, Class of 2011!

===Info===
*Bells: 2007-present
*Cowbell: 2007-present

[[Category:People|Katz, Max]][[Category:Percussion|Katz, Max]]

Max Katz

2007-10-02T04:18:30Z

Metsfanmax: New page: Max Katz Physics and Mathematics, Class of 2011!

Max Katz
Physics and Mathematics, Class of 2011!

User:Metsfanmax

2007-09-24T04:25:13Z

Metsfanmax: New page: Max Katz Class of 2011 Physics and Mathematics

Max Katz
Class of 2011
Physics and Mathematics

Unbelievable

2007-09-23T19:57:56Z

Metsfanmax: /* History */

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=About this cheer=
=Instrumentation requirements=
=History=
Prior to the 2007 rewrite, this cheer was only played a handful of times, and was usually vetoed whenever it was called. It is still seldom played. Occasionally, people yell "You're crumb-believable!" at the conclusion of the cheer, a reference to a Velveeta cheese commercial.
[[Category:Cheer Sheets]][[Category:Active Cheer Sheets]]

Has been known to be called by [[Casey Addy]] and rejected immediately several times.