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		<title>Bickfa: linking to adjacent seaons (Note:no pages exist between Pre-04 &amp; 06-07)</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-08T17:05:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;linking to adjacent seaons (Note:no pages exist between Pre-04 &amp;amp; 06-07)&lt;/p&gt;
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				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 17:05, March 8, 2008&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 116:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s not a mirror.&amp;quot; -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s not a mirror.&amp;quot; -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot;; border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;|&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Previous Season&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;||&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Next Season&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;|align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot; |N/A||align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;|[[2006-2007 Quotes|2004-2005]]&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;|}&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Season Quotes]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Season Quotes&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;|2004 Quotes, Pre-&lt;/ins&gt;]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Bickfa</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Bickfa: Categorizing</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-08T16:51:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Categorizing&lt;/p&gt;
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				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 16:51, March 8, 2008&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l116&quot; &gt;Line 116:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 116:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s not a mirror.&amp;quot; -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s not a mirror.&amp;quot; -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&#039;diff-marker&#039;&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;[[Category:Season Quotes]]&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Bickfa</name></author>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Trick trickster: New page: This page is for memorable quotes from before the 2004-2005 season.  See here for rules on editing this page.  ==General Quotes== &quot;A flute is a deadly weapon...</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-28T04:13:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;New page: This page is for memorable quotes from before the 2004-2005 season.  See &lt;a href=&quot;/Quotes#Rules_for_this_page&quot; title=&quot;Quotes&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; for rules on editing this page.  ==General Quotes== &amp;quot;A flute is a deadly weapon...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;This page is for memorable quotes from before the 2004-2005 season.  See [[Quotes#Rules_for_this_page|here]] for rules on editing this page.&lt;br /&gt;
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==General Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;A flute is a deadly weapon.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Does that shirt have a knob on it?&amp;quot; -Brian Menyuk&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Tim -sleeps with- Tony&amp;quot; -the whole band &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;If it&amp;#039;s worth doing, it&amp;#039;s worth overdoing.&amp;quot; -old band saying&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?&amp;quot; -Conan O&amp;#039;Brien&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Where&amp;#039;s your cane, Ray?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?&amp;quot; -old (no pun intended) band saying&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s not a tuba, it&amp;#039;s a sousaphone!&amp;quot; -Dave Schroeder&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Looking at red will make you go blind.&amp;quot; -Jason Shapiro&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling.&amp;quot; -The Simpsons&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Gangrenous defenestration, get jiggy with it!&amp;quot; -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Flying Fucking Piano Zowie&amp;quot; -Bill Ruhsam&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;THERE IS ONLY ONE &amp;quot;E&amp;quot; IN ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN&amp;#039;T MAKE ANY SENSE!&amp;quot; -Sebastian Corbisiero&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;quot; -Jim Cronen (upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s not how you finger, it&amp;#039;s how you blow.&amp;quot; -Joan Gitnick&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;LOOK! I&amp;#039;VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!&amp;quot; -Brian Menyuk&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Look over there, it&amp;#039;s the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!&amp;quot; -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell.&amp;quot; -Dave Schroeder&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Tickle THIS Delwo!&amp;quot; -in reference to Dartmouth&amp;#039;s goalie&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;No, we need toilet paper... the round kind.&amp;quot; -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!&amp;quot; -Budweiser commercials&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!&amp;quot; -some guy to Justin Becker&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;JOOOOLEEEE&amp;quot; -poor Julie :)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;If only I had some Andrea-snacks.&amp;quot; -Kristian Mayville&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Snap into a Slim Jim!  Oooooh yeeaah!&amp;quot; or just &amp;quot;Snap into it!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Angle AJ, Angle!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Put your fingers in the holes!&amp;quot; -Nick, Jeff, and Bob, simultaneously&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I can choke it.&amp;quot; -Mikey&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m keeping this head!&amp;quot; -Mikey, again&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;How many of us really need to pull it out?&amp;quot; -Mark Doherty&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;This van needs &amp;#039;Oh $h!t&amp;#039; handles.&amp;quot; -Jeff Carroll&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You could mate her.&amp;quot; -Jim Felicito&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The ice must have been slippery.&amp;quot; -Joan Gitnick&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;No, it didn&amp;#039;t come in my beer, it came from one of his balls.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Without you, your life has no meaning.&amp;quot; -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Manager Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not as dumb as I am.&amp;quot; -Dave Schroeder&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family.&amp;quot; -Jason Shapiro&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber.&amp;quot; -Andrea Catenaro&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m a transsectional!&amp;quot; -Jen Bernfeld&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Shut up, you&amp;#039;re just a figurehead.&amp;quot; -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s even better than Stay, Long, and Harder.&amp;quot; -Corey&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You only need one of Hiscock.&amp;quot; -Erica Baer&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not useless! I can break rocks!&amp;quot; -Mark Matarazzo&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re discussing the best way to finger.&amp;quot; -Erica Baer&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conductor Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pull it out and keep it out.&amp;quot; -Bill von Achen&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s too cold for me to just whip it out.&amp;quot; -Sebastian Corbisiero&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I may be a guy, but I&amp;#039;m not stupid.&amp;quot; -Sebastian Corbisiero&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;142, Give Me Some Lovin&amp;#039;!&amp;quot; -Tim Vanderpoel&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;NO!&amp;quot; -The Band&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!&amp;quot; -Tim Vanderpoel&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Baby Jesus is watching us.&amp;quot; -Tim Vanderpoel&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Vickie&amp;#039;&amp;#039;?&amp;quot; -Victoria Myers&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Sounds like someone wants a beat down&amp;quot; -Victoria Myers&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh yeah!&amp;quot; -The Band&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m &amp;#039;sucks&amp;#039;, dammit!!&amp;quot; -Sarah Toner&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s not a mirror.&amp;quot; -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Trick trickster</name></author>
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