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=General quotes=
 
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"A flute is a deadly weapon."
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"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying
  
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"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk
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"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying
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"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band
 
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"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!"
 
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"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying
 
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"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien
 
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"Where's your cane, Ray?"
 
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"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying
 
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"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder
 
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"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro
 
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"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons
 
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"Gangrenous Defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)
 
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"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"
 
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"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam
 
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"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" in ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero
 
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"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen [upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people]
 
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"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick
 
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"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk
 
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"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.
 
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"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder
 
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"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie
 
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"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip
 
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"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials
 
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"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker
 
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"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)
 
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"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville
 
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"Snap into a Slim Jim!  Oooooh yeeaah!" or, just "Snap into it!"
 
  
 
"Angle AJ, Angle!"
 
"Angle AJ, Angle!"
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"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff and Bob, simultaneously
 
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"I can choke it." -Mikey
 
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"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again
 
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"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty
 
  
 
"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll
 
"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll
  
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"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito
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"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick
  
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"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick
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"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder
  
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"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?" "No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."
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"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel<br>
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"NO!" -The Band<br>
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"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
  
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"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]
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"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
  
 
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===2004-2005===
  
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"I'll ground your round." - Andrew Bickford, in Providence
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"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence
  
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"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" - Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
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"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
  
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"Where's your messiah now?" - Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
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"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
  
 
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===2005-2006===
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"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk <br />  
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"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk<br>  
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"E!" -Band <br />  
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"E!" -Band<br>  
 
"Thanks."  -Tim
 
"Thanks."  -Tim
  
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"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke
 
"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke
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"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder
 
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"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro
 
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"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro
 
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"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld
 
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"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian
 
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"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer, after Corey stated, "He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder."
 
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"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo
 
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"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer
 
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"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen
 
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"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero
 
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"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero
 
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"142, Give Me Some Lovin'! (NO!) That's ok; I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
 
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"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel
 
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"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
 
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"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers
 
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"oh yeah!" -The Band
 
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"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner
 
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"That's not a mirror." -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])
 

Revision as of 20:17, February 27, 2008

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General quotes

Pre-2004

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel
"NO!" -The Band
"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do Vickie?" -Victoria Myers

2004-2005

"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence

"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh

"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game

2005-2006

"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk
"E!" -Band
"Thanks." -Tim

2006-2007

"We've got to maintain denausible pliability." -Gary Russinko

"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!"

"That's what she said!" -The Band

2007-2008

"How can you not like bacon? It's meat candy!" -Drew Hoyt

"Tim, you should try this. It's yum." -Gary, on O'Doul-Aid

"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke

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