Manager Traditions

Things that are traditionally done by (or to) the managers

Items Passed from Manager to Manager

There are several items which are passed from one season's managers to the next. These items include:

• Cymbal of Managerial Power
• Manager jacket
• Monopoly Board
• Cube of old paperwork

Plausible Deniability

The managers of the band maintain a plausible excuse that they don't know that any alcoholic beverages have come on any of the road trips.

Managers in the Snow

It is traditional that on at least one road trip, both of the managers of the band are thrown into the snow.

Announcements

During rehearsals, when the managers go up to the front of the room to make the announcements for the week (e.g. details for the upcoming games and road trips), the rest of the band chants:

Announcements, announcements, annouuuuuuuncements!

We sold our cow, we sold our cow
We have no need for your bull now

Have you ever heard a windbag, a windbag, a windbag?
Have you ever heard a windbag, well you'll hear one now.

When you're up you're up, and when you're down you're down,
And when you're only halfway up, you're neither up or down.

Announcements, announcements, annouuuuuuuncements!