2013-2014 Quotes
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General Quotes
"Who the f*** ate all the cheese-its???" -Devin Glenn, after drunkenly eating all the cheese-its
"Ego emergency! Ego emergency! Someone call the ego ambulance!" - Pat Connors, regarding Devin Glenn after he received a text saying the mellophones were louder than the trumpets.
"Hey Susan, you can buy a better band at All Store!" - Tony
"Hey Brady you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind Hey Brady Hey Hey Hey Brady!" - Tony at the Ref (to the tune of Mickey)
"Wow... their fans are so much louder than ours." - Harvard Media on the Roadtrip
"Take care of those brass ...things in the snow... I almost said weapons! They're better than weapons. They're musical power!" - Luke Curadi's mom at Union
"Jon should be taken out back and shot." - Jesse
"Let's Go Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute of Technology University State College" - Charles and Peaches as a cheer
Conductor Quotes
"All Store" - Susan Roggenkamp, while trying to call out the song All Star.