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General quotes

Pre-2004

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel
"NO!" -The Band
"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do Vickie?" -Victoria Myers

2004-2005

"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence

"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh

"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game

2005-2006

"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk
"E!" -Band
"Thanks." -Tim

2006-2007

"We've got to maintain denausible pliability." -Gary Russinko

"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!"

"That's what she said!" -The Band

2007-2008

"How can you not like bacon? It's meat candy!" -Drew Hoyt

"Tim, you should try this. It's yum." -Gary, on O'Doul-Aid

"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke

2008-2009

"And remember: if you die in Canada, you die in real life." -Bonnie

2009-2010

"You have plenty of time to get loud, so... so calm the f*** down." -Curtis

2010-2011

"Shh... Men are talking." - Tony
*slap* - Helen

"If you duct tape my mouth shut, I can still touch you awkwardly." - Tony

"Was that a hand or a foot? Whatever it was, it tickled me." - Zira

2011-2012

(After a loss) "At least we still have each other!" - Tony
"Shut up." - Zira

"Chameleon!" - Zira
"Jump on It!" - Tony
"No, Chameleon." - Zira
"You're a d***." - Tony

"I'm from Canada, and we have a saying up there: 'YOU GUYS ARE F*CKING GREAT!'" - Senior Defenseman Mike Bergin's father after the playoff series win at Clarkson.

2012-2013

"Hey band. So we got pulled over..." - Mike Watterson on the Clarkson/SLU roadtrip

Count off: "1 2"
"Aw s***" - Alan Carey

2013-2014

"All Store." - Susan Roggenkamp, while trying to call out the song All Star.

2014-2015

"All hail your saxophone overlords." - Banner made by Greg and Kyle

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 =General quotes=
-===Pre-2004===
+===[[Pre-2004_Quotes|Pre-2004]]===
-"A flute is a deadly weapon."
+"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying
-"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk
+"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying
-"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band
-"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!"
-"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying
-"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien
-"Where's your cane, Ray?"
-"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying
-"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder
-"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro
-"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons
-"Gangrenous Defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)
-"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"
-"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam
-"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" in ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero
-"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen [upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people]
-"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick
-"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk
-"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.
-"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder
-"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie
-"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip
-"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials
-"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker
-"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)
-"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville
-"Snap into a Slim Jim!  Oooooh yeeaah!" or, just "Snap into it!"
 "Angle AJ, Angle!"
-"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff and Bob, simultaneously
-"I can choke it." -Mikey
-"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again
-"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty
 "This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll
-"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito
+"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick
-"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick
+"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder
-"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?"  "No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."
+"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel<br>
+"NO!" -The Band<br>
+"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
-"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]
+"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
 ===2004-2005===
-"I'll ground your round." - Andrew Bickford, in Providence
+"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence
-"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" - Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
+"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
-"Where's your messiah now?" - Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
+"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
 ===2005-2006===
-"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk <br />
+"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk<br>
-"E!" -Band <br />
+"E!" -Band<br>
 "Thanks."  -Tim
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 "That's what she said!" -The Band
-===2007-2008===
+===[[2007-2008_Quotes|2007-2008]]===
-"I'm a finisher now!" -Tim Fill
-"I'm 7 for 11 from on top of Gary's shoulders, and 2 for 3 with a Coors Light box on my head." -Tim Fill
-"Hey Red!  You're still skating in straight lines.  TAKE MORE SHOTS!" -James Lauser
-"Put it in Natalie Mode!" -Chris Behrens (Clarkson-SLU trip)
-"We're at Clarkson already?" -Chris Behrens<br>
-"Yeah."<br>
-"So this is what hell looks like." -Chris Behrens
-"It's the good kind of crazy, it's the crazy kind of crazy" -Mike Joseph (Clarkson-SLU trip)
-"...Damnit Garr, you're not my girlfriend." -Dan Schwarting  (Clarkson-SLU trip)
 "How can you not like bacon?  It's meat candy!" -Drew Hoyt
-Angelina - "Guess what I have?"<br>
+"Tim, you should try this.  It's yum."  -Gary, on O'Doul-Aid
-Gary - "I don't know, but I don't have pants on"
-"That was soooo close to my mind." -Drew Hoyt
-"Wasn't Black Friday on a Sunday?" -Ken Rios
-"That was so bad, it was worse than <I>Rocky Five</I>!" -Jeff Jones to the CUP Band after they botched "Gonna Fly Now" and "Eye of the Tiger" in consecutive stoppages.
-=Manager quotes=
-"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder
-"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro
-"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro
-"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld
-"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian
-"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer, after Corey stated, "He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder."
-"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo
-"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer
-===2007-2008===
+"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke
-"Tim, you should try this.  It's yum."  -Gary, re: O'Doul-Aid
+===[[2008-2009_Quotes|2008-2009]]===
+"And remember: if you die in Canada, you die in real life." -Bonnie
-"Shirley-Ann fanfiction!" -Natalie
+===[[2009-2010_Quotes|2009-2010]]===
-<br>"Shirley-Ann walked into the room, her eyes glowing...I can't do this!" -Gary
+"You have plenty of time to get loud, so... so calm the f*** down." -Curtis
-=Conductor quotes=
+===[[2010-2011_Quotes|2010-2011]]===
+"Shh... Men are talking." - Tony <br>
+<nowiki>*</nowiki>slap* - Helen
-"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen
+"If you duct tape my mouth shut, I can still touch you awkwardly." - Tony
-"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero
+"Was that a hand or a foot? Whatever it was, it tickled me." - Zira
-"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero
+===[[2011-2012_Quotes|2011-2012]]===
+(After a loss) "At least we still have each other!" - Tony<br>
-"142, Give Me Some Lovin'! (NO!) That's ok; I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
+"Shut up." - Zira
-"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel
-"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
-"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers
+"Chameleon!" - Zira<br>
-"oh yeah!" -The Band
+"Jump on It!" - Tony<br>
+"No, Chameleon." - Zira<br>
+"You're a d***." - Tony
-"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner
+"I'm from Canada, and we have a saying up there: 'YOU GUYS ARE F*CKING GREAT!'" - Senior Defenseman Mike Bergin's father after the playoff series win at [[Clarkson University|Clarkson]].
-===2000-2001===
+===[[2012-2013_Quotes|2012-2013]]===
+"Hey band. So we got pulled over..." - Mike Watterson on the Clarkson/SLU roadtrip
-"That's not a mirror." -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])
+Count off: "1 2" <br>
+"Aw s***" - Alan Carey
-===2007-2008===
+===[[2013-2014_Quotes|2013-2014]]===
-"Not to be overcritical, but when you play like that it sounds like ass." -Mike Franke to Chris Behrens and Max Katz about playing on the same drum simultaneously.
+"All Store." - Susan Roggenkamp, while trying to call out the song All Star.
-"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke at Freakout rehearsal calling the next song to play.
+===[[2014-2015_Quotes|2014-2015]]===
+"All hail your saxophone overlords." - Banner made by Greg and Kyle

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