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=General quotes=
 
=General quotes=
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===Pre-2004===
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===[[Pre-2004_Quotes|Pre-2004]]===
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"A flute is a deadly weapon."
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"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying
  
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"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk
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"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying
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"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band
 
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"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!"
 
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"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying
 
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"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien
 
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"Where's your cane, Ray?"
 
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"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying
 
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"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder
 
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"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro
 
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"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons
 
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"Gangrenous Defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)
 
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"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"
 
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"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam
 
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"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" in ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero
 
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"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen [upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people]
 
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"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick
 
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"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk
 
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"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.
 
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"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder
 
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"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie
 
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"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip
 
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"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials
 
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"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker
 
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"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)
 
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"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville
 
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"Snap into a Slim Jim!  Oooooh yeeaah!" or, just "Snap into it!"
 
  
 
"Angle AJ, Angle!"
 
"Angle AJ, Angle!"
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"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff and Bob, simultaneously
 
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"I can choke it." -Mikey
 
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"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again
 
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"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty
 
  
 
"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll
 
"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll
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"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito
 
  
 
"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick
 
"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick
  
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"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?"  "No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."
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"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder
  
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"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]
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"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel<br>
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"NO!" -The Band<br>
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"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
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"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
  
 
===2004-2005===
 
===2004-2005===
  
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"I'll ground your round." - Andrew Bickford, in Providence
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"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence
  
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"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" - Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
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"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
  
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"Where's your messiah now?" - Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
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"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
  
 
===2005-2006===
 
===2005-2006===
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"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk <br />  
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"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk<br>  
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"E!" -Band <br />  
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"E!" -Band<br>  
 
"Thanks."  -Tim
 
"Thanks."  -Tim
  
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===2006-2007===
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===[[2006-2007_Quotes|2006-2007]]===
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"We've got to maintain denausible pliability." -Gary Russinko
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(while at the Alumni Lasagna Party before [[Freakout 2007]])<br />
 
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-cellphone ring-<br />
 
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"Tickets.com, this is Yuri" -Yuri Koester<br />
 
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-the room breaks out in laughter-
 
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"Tim, my esophagus feels all Christmassy" -Mike Joseph, after many shots of Peppermint Schnapps
 
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"I'm thinking of a number between one, and asshole." -Mike Joseph <br />
 
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"That number is douchebag, my friend" -Jim Scott [his roommate]
 
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"You see this many people walk in with the same shirt on, and it's either a sports team, a fraternity, or...a cult." <br />-Steve Mulick at TGI Friday's, when 16 of us went for dinner after a game <br />
 
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"We're totally the third one!" -Chris Behrens
 
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"That's no excuse, get it back in your pants!" - Andrew Bickford
 
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"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!".
 
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"What ''haven't'' I done to Rachel Ray?" - Andrew Bickford
 
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"It's like Clarkson and The Final Countdown had an ugly baby." -Steve Mulick, commenting on an über version of [http://www.rpi.edu/~malins/DieClarksonDie.mp3 The Clarkson Death March]
 
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"You don't need a gong for James Bond, it just helps." - Dave Siebecker
 
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"...That's what she said..."  - The Band
 
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===2007-2008===
 
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"I'm a finisher now!" - Tim Fill
 
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"I'm 7 for 11 from on top of Gary's shoulders, and 2 for 3 with a Coors Light box on my head." - Tim Fill
 
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"Hey Red!  You're still skating in straight lines.  TAKE MORE SHOTS!" - James Lauser
 
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"Put it in Natalie Mode!" - Chris Behrens (Clarkson-SLU trip)
 
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"We're at Clarkson already?" - Chris Behrens<br>
 
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"Yeah."<br>
 
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"So this is what hell looks like."- Chris Behrens
 
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"It's the good kind of crazy, it's the crazy kind of crazy" - Mike Joseph (Clarkson-SLU trip)
 
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"...Damnit Garr, you're not my girlfriend." - Dan Schwarting  (Clarkson-SLU trip)
 
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"How can you not like bacon?  It's meat candy!" - Drew Hoyt
 
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Angelina - "Guess what I have?"<br>
 
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Gary - "I don't know, but I don't have pants on"
 
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"That was soooo close to my mind." - Drew Hoyt
 
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"Wasn't Black Friday on a Sunday?" - Ken Rios
 
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"Ken, shuffle the big, damn dick.  I mean deck."  - Kevin Kelly (Colgate-Cornell trip) playing cards.
 
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"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder
 
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"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro
 
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"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro
 
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"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld
 
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"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian
 
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"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer, after Corey stated, "He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder."
 
  
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"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo
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"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!"
  
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"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer
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"That's what she said!" -The Band
  
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===2006-2007===
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===[[2007-2008_Quotes|2007-2008]]===
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"How can you not like bacon?  It's meat candy!" -Drew Hoyt
  
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"I'm the master of the rim job." -Gary Russinko
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"Tim, you should try this.  It's yum." -Gary, on O'Doul-Aid
  
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"I am as content as a platypus eating carrots in spring, in June" -Chris Behrens
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"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke
  
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"We've got to maintain denausible pliability" -Gary Russinko
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===[[2008-2009_Quotes|2008-2009]]===
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"And remember: if you die in Canada, you die in real life." -Bonnie
  
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"There's so much head!" -Gary Russinko
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===[[2009-2010_Quotes|2009-2010]]===
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"You have plenty of time to get loud, so... so calm the f*** down." -Curtis
  
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"Wait, did you just say the dragon had 7 heads and 10 horns?" -Andrew Bickford<br />
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===[[2010-2011_Quotes|2010-2011]]===
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"Yeah." -Steve Mulick<br />
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"Shh... Men are talking." - Tony <br>
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"That's not an even number of horns per head." -Andrew Bickford<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>slap* - Helen
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"It's the f***ing bible.  What do you expect?" -Gary Russinko<br />
 
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"Trumpets!  1, 3!...  2.  Shit." -Gary Russinko
 
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"Yeah, you can feel all of that heat coming out of the laptop when it's on your lap." -Dan Schwarting<br />
 
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"Feel all those Joules... on your jewels..." -Gary Russinko
 
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"Ti he he he he he hee!" -Gary Russinko, sissy laugh after bowling
 
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===2007-2008===
 
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"Tim, you should try this.  It's yum."  -Gary, re: O'Doul-Aid
 
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=Conductor quotes=
 
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"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen
 
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"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero
 
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"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero
 
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"142, Give Me Some Lovin'! (NO!) That's ok; I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
 
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"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel
 
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"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
 
  
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"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers
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"If you duct tape my mouth shut, I can still touch you awkwardly." - Tony
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"oh yeah!" -The Band
 
  
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"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner
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"Was that a hand or a foot? Whatever it was, it tickled me." - Zira
  
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===[[2011-2012_Quotes|2011-2012]]===
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(After a loss) "At least we still have each other!" - Tony<br>
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"Shut up." - Zira
  
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"That's not a mirror." -Bill von Achen (while [drunkenly] looking at the picture window in living room at [[White Sled]])
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"Chameleon!" - Zira<br>
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"Jump on It!" - Tony<br>
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"No, Chameleon." - Zira<br>
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"You're a d***." - Tony
  
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"I'm from Canada, and we have a saying up there: 'YOU GUYS ARE F*CKING GREAT!'" - Senior Defenseman Mike Bergin's father after the playoff series win at [[Clarkson University|Clarkson]].
  
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"Up at the break: 142 - Gimme' Some Lovin'" - Dan Schwarting<br />''"NO!"'' - The Band<br />"438 - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" - Dan<br />''"NO!"'' - The Band
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"Hey band. So we got pulled over..." - Mike Watterson on the Clarkson/SLU roadtrip
  
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"So back on topic, bowling with midgets?" - Dan Schwarting
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Count off: "1 2" <br>
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"Aw s***" - Alan Carey
  
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===[[2013-2014_Quotes|2013-2014]]===
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"Not to be overcritical, but when you play like that it sounds like ass." -Mike Franke to Chris Behrens and Max Katz about playing on the same drum simultaneously.
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"All Store." - Susan Roggenkamp, while trying to call out the song All Star.
  
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"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke at Freakout rehearsal calling the next song to play.
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===[[2014-2015_Quotes|2014-2015]]===
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"All hail your saxophone overlords." - Banner made by Greg and Kyle

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General quotes

Pre-2004

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel
"NO!" -The Band
"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do Vickie?" -Victoria Myers

2004-2005

"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence

"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh

"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game

2005-2006

"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk
"E!" -Band
"Thanks." -Tim

2006-2007

"We've got to maintain denausible pliability." -Gary Russinko

"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!"

"That's what she said!" -The Band

2007-2008

"How can you not like bacon? It's meat candy!" -Drew Hoyt

"Tim, you should try this. It's yum." -Gary, on O'Doul-Aid

"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke

2008-2009

"And remember: if you die in Canada, you die in real life." -Bonnie

2009-2010

"You have plenty of time to get loud, so... so calm the f*** down." -Curtis

2010-2011

"Shh... Men are talking." - Tony
*slap* - Helen

"If you duct tape my mouth shut, I can still touch you awkwardly." - Tony

"Was that a hand or a foot? Whatever it was, it tickled me." - Zira

2011-2012

(After a loss) "At least we still have each other!" - Tony
"Shut up." - Zira

"Chameleon!" - Zira
"Jump on It!" - Tony
"No, Chameleon." - Zira
"You're a d***." - Tony

"I'm from Canada, and we have a saying up there: 'YOU GUYS ARE F*CKING GREAT!'" - Senior Defenseman Mike Bergin's father after the playoff series win at Clarkson.

2012-2013

"Hey band. So we got pulled over..." - Mike Watterson on the Clarkson/SLU roadtrip

Count off: "1 2"
"Aw s***" - Alan Carey

2013-2014

"All Store." - Susan Roggenkamp, while trying to call out the song All Star.

2014-2015

"All hail your saxophone overlords." - Banner made by Greg and Kyle

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