1-2-3-4

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1-2-3-4, what do you think those skates are for?
Slash 'em, Red, slash 'em!
5-6-7-8, murder, maim, mutilate
Crush 'em, Red, Crush 'em!


For football season, the first two lines are replaced by:

1-2-3-4, what do you think those cleats are for?
Stomp 'em, Red, stomp 'em!


Regardless of the season, the band will add a third verse in at a much lower volume:

5-6-7-8, don't just sit there, masturbate
Beat 'em, Red, beat 'em!"


At the current date the Red Army has not quite gotten the hint that the third verse should not be shouted.

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