"The code word is banana. When I say banana, we drop off and join the roller derby team." - Woodwind section at Uncle Sam Day Parade
"We went to a fight and lunch broke out" - Greg McCutcheon
"WHY ARE THERE MORE FRESHMAN!?!?" - Devin Glenn
"You know... I think I'd vote for ISIS before I'd vote for Clarkson" - Random season ticket holder to band
"One day this year, we're going to conduct this band together. Do you know who I am? I'm Steve Leonard. Steve Leonard. Remember that." - Drunken fan who harassed Jon and tried to conduct the band
"Oh the ice looks good. I'm just going to lay down right here. Insert lots of random swear words" - Charles in reference to the refs
"But they're still toothpaste" - Gabe at Colgate responding to "Colgate returns to full strength"
"DAMN THAT'S HOT! DAMN THAT'S HOT!" - Clarkson Pep Band in Response to Devin Glenn playing Mexican Cheer.
"All hail your saxophone overlords." - Kyle and Greg
"Do they still have those monster sundaes??" - Jon at Friendlys "No!" - Server, shutting Jon down in response from the other end of the restaurant.
"And if you look to your left, you can see Cayuga lake" - Jon, while Cayuga lake is on the right