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General quotes

Pre-2004

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying

"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying

"Angle AJ, Angle!"

"This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll

"The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick

"I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder

"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel
"NO!" -The Band
"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel

"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do Vickie?" -Victoria Myers

2004-2005

"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence

"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh

"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game

2005-2006

"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk
"E!" -Band
"Thanks." -Tim

2006-2007

"We've got to maintain denausible pliability." -Gary Russinko

"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!"

"That's what she said!" -The Band

2007-2008

"How can you not like bacon? It's meat candy!" -Drew Hoyt

"Tim, you should try this. It's yum." -Gary, on O'Doul-Aid

"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke

2008-2009

"And remember: if you die in Canada, you die in real life." -Bonnie

2009-2010

"You have plenty of time to get loud, so... so calm the f*** down." -Curtis

2010-2011

"Shh... Men are talking." - Tony
*slap* - Helen

"If you duct tape my mouth shut, I can still touch you awkwardly." - Tony

"Was that a hand or a foot? Whatever it was, it tickled me." - Zira

2011-2012

(After a loss) "At least we still have each other!" - Tony
"Shut up." - Zira

"Chameleon!" - Zira
"Jump on It!" - Tony
"No, Chameleon." - Zira
"You're a d***." - Tony

"I'm from Canada, and we have a saying up there: 'YOU GUYS ARE F*CKING GREAT!'" - Senior Defenseman Mike Bergin's father after the playoff series win at Clarkson.

2012-2013

"Hey band. So we got pulled over..." - Mike Watterson on the Clarkson/SLU roadtrip

Count off: "1 2"
"Aw s***" - Alan Carey

2013-2014

"All Store." - Susan Roggenkamp, while trying to call out the song All Star.

2014-2015

"All hail your saxophone overlords." - Banner made by Greg and Kyle

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 =General quotes=
-"A flute is a deadly weapon."
+===[[Pre-2004_Quotes|Pre-2004]]===
+"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -Old band saying
-"Does that shirt have a knob on it?" -Brian Menyuk
+"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -Old (no pun intended) band saying
-"Tim -sleeps with- Tony" -the whole band
-"Ellery, stop banging Jen against the glass!"
-"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." -old band saying
-"Does it look like I have the capacity to lay eggs!?" -Conan O'Brien
-"Where's your cane, Ray?"
-"Are we there yet, Daddy Ray?" -old (no pun intended) band saying
-"It's not a tuba, it's a sousaphone!" -Dave Schroeder
-"Looking at red will make you go blind." -Jason Shapiro
-"Forwards, not backwards; upwards, not forwards; and always twirling, twirling, twirling." -The Simpsons
-"Gangrenous Defenestration, get jiggy with it!" -The 3 Musketeers (Jason, Dave, and Jen)
-"Stop throwing your brain around and put it back in your pants where it belongs!"
-"Flying Fucking Piano Zowie" -Bill Ruhsam
-"THERE IS ONLY ONE "E" in ENDOR YOU FOOLS!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" -Sebastian Corbisiero
-"JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jim Cronen [upon seeing a trumpet-player after making his trumpet debut sight-reading all the music at the Hartford Civic Center in front of 8,000 people]
-"It's not how you finger, it's how you blow." -Joan Gitnick
-"LOOK! I'VE GOT EXPLOSIVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" -Brian Menyuk
-"Look over there, it's the Coast Guard Rescue Chopper!!!" -Joe Gillman, as a helicopter flew by while the RPI football team was kicking some major Coast Guard ass.
-"Joan kicked Jason in the cowbell." -Dave Schroeder
-"Tickle THIS Delwo!" -in reference to Dartmouth's goalie
-"No, we need toilet paper... the round kind." -Kristian Mayville, on the Harvard/Brown trip
-"WASSSUUUUPPPP!!!!" -Budweiser commercials
-"Jeezus, dude! Get some pants!" -some guy to Justin Becker
-"JOOOOLEEEE" -poor Julie :)
-"If only I had some Andrea-snacks." -Kristian Mayville
-"Snap into a Slim Jim!  Oooooh yeeaah!" or, just "Snap into it!"
 "Angle AJ, Angle!"
-"Put your fingers in the holes!" -Nick, Jeff and Bob, simultaneously
-"I can choke it." -Mikey
-"I'm keeping this head!" -Mikey, again
-"How many of us really need to pull it out?" -Mark Doherty
 "This van needs 'Oh $h!t' handles." -Jeff Carroll
-"You could mate her." -Jim Felicito
 "The ice must have been slippery." -Joan Gitnick
-"Does he have to eat the hair that came in his beer?"  "No, it didn't come in my beer, it came from one of his balls."
-"Without you, your life has no meaning." -some drunk Fiji brother at either UVM or Dartmouth, as heard by Dave Nangle and [[Eric Lynn]]
-"I'll ground your round." - Andrew Bickford, in Providence
-"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" - Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
-"Where's your messiah now?" - Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
-"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk <br />
-"E!" -Band <br />
-"Thanks."  -Tim
-(while at the Alumni Lasagna Party before [[Freakout 2007]])<br />
--cellphone ring-<br />
-"Tickets.com, this is Yuri" -Yuri Koester<br />
--the room breaks out in laughter-
-"Tim, my esophagus feels all Christmassy" -Mike Joseph, after many shots of Peppermint Schnapps
-"I'm thinking of a number between one, and asshole." -Mike Joseph <br />
-"That number is douchebag, my friend" -Jim Scott [his roommate]
-"You see this many people walk in with the same shirt on, and it's either a sports team, a fraternity, or...a cult." <br />-Steve Mulick at TGI Friday's, when 16 of us went for dinner after a game <br />
-"We're totally the third one!" -Chris Behrens
-"That's no excuse, get it back in your pants!" - Andrew Bickford
-"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!".
-"What ''haven't'' I done to Rachel Ray?" - Andrew Bickford
-"It's like Clarkson and The Final Countdown had an ugly baby." -Steve Mulick, commenting on an über version of [http://www.rpi.edu/~malins/DieClarksonDie.mp3 The Clarkson Death March]
-"You don't need a gong for James Bond, it just helps."
-=Manager quotes=
 "I'm not as dumb as I am." -Dave Schroeder
-"We're one giant, inbred, dysfunctional family." -Jason Shapiro
+"142, Give Me Some Lovin'!" -Tim Vanderpoel<br>
+"NO!" -The Band<br>
+"That's ok, I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
-"Tell Sebastian to stop poking me with his light saber." -Andrea Catenaro
+"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
-"I'm a transsectional!" -Jen Bernfeld
+===2004-2005===
-"Shut up, you're just a figurehead." -Jen Bernfeld, to Sebastian
+"I'll Ground your Round." -Andrew Bickford, in Providence
-"You only need one of Hiscock." -Erica Baer, after Corey stated, "He's even better than Stay, Long, and Harder."
+"Hey Walsh, I slept with your wife!" -Neil Havlak, to St. Lawrence coach Joe Marsh
-"I'm not useless! I can break rocks!" -Mark Matarazzo
+"Where's your messiah now?" -Unknown, at an RPI/Sacred Heart Game
-"We're discussing the best way to finger." -Erica Baer
+===2005-2006===
+"Give me an E!" -Tim Tesluk<br>
+"E!" -Band<br>
+"Thanks."  -Tim
-"I'm the master of the rim job." -Gary Russinko
+===[[2006-2007_Quotes|2006-2007]]===
+"We've got to maintain denausible pliability." -Gary Russinko
-"I am as content as a platypus eating carrots in spring, in June" -Chris Behrens
+"Warm up the sheep!" -Neil Havlak, after a Colgate band chant of "Warm up the bus!"
-"We've got to maintain denausible pliability" -Gary Russinko
+"That's what she said!" -The Band
-"There's so much head!" -Gary Russinko
+===[[2007-2008_Quotes|2007-2008]]===
+"How can you not like bacon?  It's meat candy!" -Drew Hoyt
-"Wait, did you just say the dragon had 7 heads and 10 horns?" -Andrew Bickford<br />
+"Tim, you should try this.  It's yum."  -Gary, on O'Doul-Aid
-"Yeah." -Steve Mulick<br />
-"That's not an even number of horns per head." -Andrew Bickford<br />
-"It's the f***ing bible.  What do you expect?" -Gary Russinko<br />
-"Trumpets!  1, 3!...  2.  Shit." -Gary Russinko
+"Do we want to do The Stripper?" -Mike Franke
-"Yeah, you can feel all of that heat coming out of the laptop when it's on your lap." -Dan Schwarting<br />
+===[[2008-2009_Quotes|2008-2009]]===
-"Feel all those Joules... on your jewels..." -Gary Russinko
+"And remember: if you die in Canada, you die in real life." -Bonnie
-"Ti he he he he he hee!" -Gary Russinko, sissy laugh after bowling
+===[[2009-2010_Quotes|2009-2010]]===
+"You have plenty of time to get loud, so... so calm the f*** down." -Curtis
-=Conductor quotes=
+===[[2010-2011_Quotes|2010-2011]]===
-"Pull it out and keep it out." -Bill von Achen
+"Shh... Men are talking." - Tony <br>
+<nowiki>*</nowiki>slap* - Helen
-"It's too cold for me to just whip it out." -Sebastian Corbisiero
+"If you duct tape my mouth shut, I can still touch you awkwardly." - Tony
-"I may be a guy, but I'm not stupid." -Sebastian Corbisiero
+"Was that a hand or a foot? Whatever it was, it tickled me." - Zira
-"142, Give Me Some Lovin'! (NO!) That's ok; I have the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition!" -Tim Vanderpoel
+===[[2011-2012_Quotes|2011-2012]]===
+(After a loss) "At least we still have each other!" - Tony<br>
+"Shut up." - Zira
-"Baby Jesus is watching us." -Tim Vanderpoel
+"Chameleon!" - Zira<br>
+"Jump on It!" - Tony<br>
+"No, Chameleon." - Zira<br>
+"You're a d***." - Tony
-"If Vickie is a verb, then how do you do ''Vickie''?" -Victoria Myers
+"I'm from Canada, and we have a saying up there: 'YOU GUYS ARE F*CKING GREAT!'" - Senior Defenseman Mike Bergin's father after the playoff series win at [[Clarkson University|Clarkson]].
-"Sounds like someone wants a beat down" -Victoria Myers
+===[[2012-2013_Quotes|2012-2013]]===
-"oh yeah!" -The Band
+"Hey band. So we got pulled over..." - Mike Watterson on the Clarkson/SLU roadtrip
-"I'm 'sucks', dammit!!" -Sarah Toner
+Count off: "1 2" <br>
+"Aw s***" - Alan Carey
-"Up at the break: 142 - Gimme' Some Lovin'" - Dan Schwarting<br />''"NO!"'' - The Band<br />"438 - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" - Dan<br />''"NO!"'' - The Band
+===[[2013-2014_Quotes|2013-2014]]===
+"All Store." - Susan Roggenkamp, while trying to call out the song All Star.
-"So back on topic, bowling with midgets?" - Dan Schwarting
+===[[2014-2015_Quotes|2014-2015]]===
+"All hail your saxophone overlords." - Banner made by Greg and Kyle

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